idol exploited in the shower
hot twink gets pummeled with balls
model spitroasts hot twin sister
teen pummeled in the gym
gangster rides hard and fast
hall monitor knows how to take a hard blow
otaku left gasping for breath
gothic girl likes it HOT
wrestler gets her fill of protein
naughty detective nervous during sex-ed
oh my god I love these two!
this article is not real so stop spreading it around check the sources before you make something like this go viral
I’m just putting this out there: do not accuse me of being high and mighty when the pictured suspect is Dylan Schumaker who was charged for the murder of his girlfriends son. His sentencing was 25 years to life.
Tagged by variable-blast (you bastard).
Nickname: Aysera/Ays when I’m not using Jive
Birthday: September 19th
Height: 180cm/5’10” (last I checked).
Time zone: EST
What time and date is it there: 08.31.2014; 20:59
Average hours of sleep I get at night: 5-6 hours on weekdays with the occasional 4-5 on Saturdays followed by 8-10 on Sundays. (having a job that has regular hours helps ingrain better sleeping habits).
The last thing I Googled was: How to hook up and install a wireless network card (because I was too dumb to realize it was already done for me).
My most used phrase(s): “What the fuck” and “You piece of shit” are tied for first place.
First word that comes to mind: Mooncake (I just ate a piece of one).
What I last said to a family member: “You go eat shit.” (Said to my dad as I was getting said piece of mooncake after he made a comment about how I’m such a glutton that I’d eat all the shit in the house if left alone for too long.)
One place that makes me happy & why: Any place where I’m with my friends and am comfortable, to be honest.
Favorite beverage(s): Root beer floats, tea, and coffee.
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy
Three things I can’t live without: Air, Water, Food.
Something I plan on learning: I’d like to go back to school and get my MBA at some point. If that counts.
A piece of advice for all my followers: It’s okay to be pessimistic, but it’s important to remember sometimes that the glass is still technically half-full as well.
You all have to listen to this song: Capital Children’s Choir’s Tribute to Florence and the Machine’s Shake It Out (as well as the original song itself).
My blog(s): jiveammunition is my main blog. I also run asktravelsizedlevi, and my translation blogs which are all currently on hiatus. I also run MailOrderJive, which is my sales blog (and overdue for a new post sometime soon).
Tagging any/all my followers who want to do this and haven’t already.
So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
I am the mom friend. Text me so I know you got home safe.
draw me like one of your shoujo girls
Confused husky pup
He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.
Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.
why is it that when non-human characters are designated as ‘male’ they are mysterious and sexy or learn human ways very quickly / their curiosity is not mocked but when non-human characters are designated as ‘female’ they are always infantilized and child-like and often laughed at for their ignorance of human customs / et cetera