名前のない怪物
Jive || [age redacted] || Maryland, USA

Multi-fandom blog. Primarily Shingeki no Kyojin and Kuroko no Basuke. NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I sell stuff. Check out my SALES JOURNAL.

I translate things! However, I am currently on HIATUS.

Translation requests are currently:

CLOSED.

Please do not repost, reupload, or edit my translations.

I also play video games!
Steam: gartender
XBox LIVE: jiveammunition

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I do not auto-follow back, sorry.


sidebar image credit: さけ
background image by me

"She was beautiful, elegant. Like a tall clear glass filled with raw pasta."

If White Characters Were Described Like People of Colour in Literature @ Buzzfeed

Worth reading for #16 alone.

(via wasarahbi)

(元記事: hermionejg (jambanditから))

fullmetalbaby:

ideal-metaphor:

The one thing that I never fully understood about FMA was the fact that Ed never got a military uniform.  They literally let the little runt wear whatever.

(元記事: mootaphor (uncontinuousから))

(元記事: itscalledfashionlookitup (theleftnippleofgilgameshから))

(元記事: himaritakakura12 (fallencrowsから))

muzungus:

White people in a nutshell.

(falloutboyonboyから)

larkles:

CCS print aHAW i spent too much time on this B)

ollies outtie

(basukeroticsから)

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

(jambanditから)

I hope you all realize you are now following an old person’s blog.

ophiucha:

theveganhooligan:

transcreature:

How to make cleavage

Reblogging this for all of my mtf sisters out there that might not know how to make a nice cleavage, this is a really great how-to. Check it out!

Signal boosting for my followers! :) Just remember, ladies and non-binary cleavage lovers, that those silicone bras can be tightened to a point where you can hurt yourself and you should avoid this. Try not to wear excessively tightened bras for more than a few hours at a time, take them off when you go to sleep, and if you begin to bruise or get rashes in the general bra area, don’t wear them for a few days. Also, if it hurts immediately, readjust!

I often see warnings about this for binders for the ftm crowd, but it’s important to remember that anything strapped tightly around your chest can cause harm and circulation issues. Stay safe, dearies, and look fabulous! 

(uncontinuousから)

90s-forever:

superstitions-in-travel:

@90s-forever this is the dream

Everyone should get over their fucking egos and have this as their dream hahahaha

90s-forever:

superstitions-in-travel:

@90s-forever this is the dream

Everyone should get over their fucking egos and have this as their dream hahahaha

(元記事: codeinelord (theleftnippleofgilgameshから))

  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
k009:

Unbelievable 

k009:

Unbelievable 

(tearitarから)

jrugs:

samurai champloo ending.

(jeankirschsteinから)

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(tearitarから)