名前のない怪物
Jive || [age redacted] || Maryland, USA

Multi-fandom blog. Primarily Shingeki no Kyojin and Kuroko no Basuke. NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I sell stuff. Check out my SALES JOURNAL.

I translate things! However, I am currently on HIATUS.

Translation requests are currently:

CLOSED.

Please do not repost, reupload, or edit my translations.

I also play video games!
Steam: gartender
XBox LIVE: jiveammunition

Let me know who you are (tumblr url) when adding me on other social networks, please.

I do not auto-follow back, sorry.


sidebar image credit: さけ
background image by me

mykotaku:

Persona 5 TGS Trailer

(zerachinから)

hatchworthsmoustache:

boychic:

idol exploited in the shower

hot twink gets pummeled with balls

model spitroasts hot twin sister

teen pummeled in the gym

gangster rides hard and fast

hall monitor knows how to take a hard blow

otaku left gasping for breath

gothic girl likes it HOT

wrestler gets her fill of protein

naughty detective nervous during sex-ed

Omfg

(iliataから)

mirudraws:

oh my god I love these two!

mirudraws:

oh my god I love these two!

(novicecreedから)

justcreaturethings:

justcreaturethings:

this article is not real so stop spreading it around check the sources before you make something like this go viral

I’m just putting this out there: do not accuse me of being high and mighty when the pictured suspect is Dylan Schumaker who was charged for the murder of his girlfriends son. His sentencing was 25 years to life.

justcreaturethings:

justcreaturethings:

this article is not real so stop spreading it around check the sources before you make something like this go viral

I’m just putting this out there: do not accuse me of being high and mighty when the pictured suspect is Dylan Schumaker who was charged for the murder of his girlfriends son. His sentencing was 25 years to life.

Tagged by variable-blast (you bastard).

Name: Jive

Nickname: Aysera/Ays when I’m not using Jive

Birthday: September 19th

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Asexual

Height: 180cm/5’10” (last I checked).

Time zone: EST

What time and date is it there: 08.31.2014; 20:59

Average hours of sleep I get at night: 5-6 hours on weekdays with the occasional 4-5 on Saturdays followed by 8-10 on Sundays. (having a job that has regular hours helps ingrain better sleeping habits).

The last thing I Googled was: How to hook up and install a wireless network card (because I was too dumb to realize it was already done for me).

My most used phrase(s): “What the fuck” and “You piece of shit” are tied for first place.

First word that comes to mind: Mooncake (I just ate a piece of one).

What I last said to a family member:You go eat shit.” (Said to my dad as I was getting said piece of mooncake after he made a comment about how I’m such a glutton that I’d eat all the shit in the house if left alone for too long.)

One place that makes me happy & why: Any place where I’m with my friends and am comfortable, to be honest.

Favorite beverage(s): Root beer floats, tea, and coffee.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy

Three things I can’t live without: Air, Water, Food.

Something I plan on learning: I’d like to go back to school and get my MBA at some point. If that counts.

A piece of advice for all my followers: It’s okay to be pessimistic, but it’s important to remember sometimes that the glass is still technically half-full as well.

You all have to listen to this song: Capital Children’s Choir’s Tribute to Florence and the Machine’s Shake It Out (as well as the original song itself).

My blog(s): jiveammunition is my main blog. I also run asktravelsizedlevi, and my translation blogs which are all currently on hiatus. I also run MailOrderJive, which is my sales blog (and overdue for a new post sometime soon).

Tagging any/all my followers who want to do this and haven’t already.

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

(mmysbathotwから)

waiting-for-wonder-woman:

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

I am the mom friend.  Text me so I know you got home safe.

(sunflora-seedsから)

(元記事: tubofgoodthings (jambanditから))

Artist: Masayoshi Ōishi
Album: 月刊少女野崎くん OP
Track: "君じゃなきゃダメみたい (TV size)"
Plays: 23,131

I’m not sure why, but as soon as I heard that voice, I got really sleepy. Sorry for asking, but could I have that song?!

(元記事: kytsunee (haatomuneから))

stefanyd:

sdkay:

Hori+Nozaki

FUCK MY HEIGHT DIFFERENCE KINK FUCK IT

(zerachinから)

chiyia:

draw me like one of your shoujo girls

chiyia:

draw me like one of your shoujo girls

(fallencrowsから)

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q


Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

(toniolawlietから)

visovari:

eyeb0t:

why is it that when non-human characters are designated as ‘male’ they are mysterious and sexy or learn human ways very quickly / their curiosity is not mocked but when non-human characters are designated as ‘female’ they are always infantilized and child-like and often laughed at for their ignorance of human customs / et cetera

image

(basukeroticsから)

cymphony:

EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH GEKKAN SHOUJO NOZAKI-KUN

cymphony:

EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH GEKKAN SHOUJO NOZAKI-KUN